Phunny Pharm

Phunny Pharm by Abigail R. LoCascio

"I need some refills!, said the dude
In a manner almost rude.
"I need Prozac for my wife
and Viagra for our sex-life,
Then the Adderall for my kid,
Also either Nix or Rid.
I need them NOW.
I GUESS I'll wait.
Twenty minutes??
I'll be late!"
Insurance problems,
the printer's jammed
Today we're very under-manned.
Three lines on hold,
another ringing,
All my nerves on edge are pinging!
The end of this so far away,
I just started out my day!
But then, the day calms down at last,
and craziness is finally past.
Then the kind folks come and go,
John and Lisa, Beth and Joe.
This "pharm" day has finally ended,
All the issues, off are fended.
Off we drive into the night,
To rest up for next day's fight.